Like most of you folks, I find myself in a dilemma.
What should I do to occupy the next 70 years or so?
Alcohol in various forms have pickled my innards so they will last another
century or so, SO, what will I do to pass the time?
My great-great-great grandfather came to this country and started life as a
successful turd farmer that eventually sent my father to medical collage in
Lake Charles, Louisiana back in '38 and then the war intervened. I have several
photos of him groping young French and English females of the period.
Then my mother and he, at a Fourth of July picnic back in '50 created me, or so
the story goes.
I've been through 3 wives, and untold wealth just to be here today.
Should I get back to my roots and start a turd farm?